IM NERO

A Mans mind.

When a beautiful women is talking to a man, you might think “Oh they’re having a nice conversation.” When in reality the woman is have a nice conversation and the man is concentrating hard on not getting caught staring at her tits / popping a boner. 

The more you know. Yolo. 

-Penis

HAHAHAHAH I do that shit when I’m getting my oil changed and I don’t feel like staring at the mutants sitting across from me.

-Vagina

(via yostfupassthel)

Her nipples look weird and her cooch looks beat to hell LOL

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holybrunettecheerleaderbatman:

glitta-byrd:

still the funniest thing in da worrrlld

Oh. My. lmfao

Ahhhhh here it is, I can now turn off my computer! Honestly people its not going to get any fuckin better than this tonight. 

— Penis

(via dreacutieface)

I can’t stop laughing at this bitch BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(via lesspride-moresolidarity)

Thanks @jamiepepper for #kik -ing me this #super #lazy #bitch that is so #hardcore she doesn’t eat. #thuglife #thug #vagina (Taken with Instagram at Kik: Lazy_Bastards)

Well this is HORSE SHIT!!! How can this be my skull if IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE POSTING THIS #VAGINA UP! (Taken with Instagram at Kik: Lazy_Bastards)

Im #sorry but this #guy is the #fuckin #baws I mean who does this and not get #vagina being the #red #ranger from the #powerrangers (Taken with Instagram at Kik: Lazy_Bastards)

One man. #300 #snes #games , on a #mission to #never see a #single #vagina because all he does is practice being a #bitch . So he then decides to go into the gamma chamber and test out the radiation on his own body. He then quickly discovers that when anyone makes him angry he grows like a veiny cock but instead of being the same skin tone he turns green and he smashes things… I’m sorry you guys I forgot what I was talking about guys LMFAO!!!! sthorry! (Taken with Instagram at Kik: Lazy_Bastards)